What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?